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The Perfect Away?
Solihull Moors 0-1 Altrincham (National League) Josh Kelly has signed for AFC Wimbledon. Where will Solihull get their goals from now?...
Feb 4, 20246 min read


It's Tamworth's To Lose
Scunthorpe United 0-1 Tamworth (National League North) Danny Whitehall has had a vodka liqueur named after him. Apparently, the Potions...
Jan 31, 20248 min read


Catch Us If You Can
Tamworth 2-0 Spennymoor Town (National League North) Spennymoor United were formed in 1905 and spent most of their seasons in the...
Jan 29, 20246 min read


The Great Escape
Hartlepool United 0-1 Kidderminster Harriers (National League) Storm Jocelyn is heading east. We've already had Isha after a firm week of...
Jan 24, 20247 min read


Walkers Crisp
Ilkeston Town 4-1 Basford United (Northern Premier League) It was meant to be York. I’ve dropped the dog off at the mothers-in-law’s for...
Jan 20, 20245 min read


Squad Game
Basford United 1-3 Radcliffe (Northern Premier League) I’ve been cricket scoring for the bet markets today, sat in my pyjamas until...
Jan 17, 20246 min read


Her Game Too
Boston United 1-1 Curzon Ashton (National League North) Formed in 1963 the Nash, from Ashton-under-Lyne in Greater Manchester, are in...
Jan 15, 20245 min read


Airport Run
Bishop's Stortford 2-3 South Shields (National League North) Plane spotting at football grounds is becoming a thing. On Saturday I got a...
Jan 10, 20246 min read


Moor Moor Moors
Solihull Moors 3-0 Woking (National League) Mention Woking and the Midlands in my house and in particular, this very weekend, the opening...
Jan 7, 20245 min read


Bishop's Taken
Peterborough Sports 4-2 Bishop’s Stortford (National League North) What a way to end the year. Match number 82 of 2023 and it took me...
Jan 3, 20245 min read


Jimmy At The Double
Boston United 3-1 Alfreton Town (National League North) I’m full of festive cheer. The weather is bright, it’s remarkably mild and...
Dec 29, 20234 min read


Daniel's Day
Stamford 4-0 Mickleover (Southern League Central Division) Steve Cooper has been sacked by Nottingham Forest. It’s hard to put into words...
Dec 20, 20235 min read


Lambs Unleashed
Tamworth 4-0 Southport  (National League North) I was at the Old Vol in Caythorpe last night for a bite to eat and a couple of pints. The place was once a good old run down after work ‘locals only’ village boozer but now looks like the Love Island Villa and attracts celebrities like Forest footballers, Notts cricketers and local BBC News presenters which is all a bit ‘Instagram’ famous for me but the food was at least half decent. We opted not to sit inside an outdoor glass p
Dec 17, 20236 min read


Worky Worky
Workington 3-3 Worksop Town (Northern Premier League) It’s the midweek game nobody wants. Workington on a Tuesday night. I was supposed...
Dec 13, 20236 min read


Long Eaton's Day
Long Eaton United 1-0 Berkhamsted (Southern League Central Division) Joey Barton's been causing a stir on X (Twitter) about women pundits...
Dec 9, 20236 min read


Anything With Chips
Horsham 2-1 Canvey Island (Isthmian League Premier Division) I've had a bad week. I was supposed to be getting paid £10k on Monday but it...
Dec 6, 20236 min read


Lethal Lions
Ilkeston Town 1-4 Guiseley (Northern Premier League) Formed in 1909, Guiseley Association Football Club were West Riding County Amateur...
Nov 29, 20237 min read


Chorley Not!
Boston United 2-2 Chorley (National League North) It was my birthday on Friday, and it was supposed to be celebrations with the wife at...
Nov 27, 20236 min read


East 17
Boston United 0-1 Rushall Olympic (National League North) I’ve got tendinitis in my Achilles. F*ck me it hurts. I’ve not been able to...
Nov 22, 20237 min read


Shepherd’s Delight
Brackley Town 2-0 Gloucester City (National League North) I’ve had to cancel watching Northern Ireland v Denmark on Monday as my expenses...
Nov 15, 20238 min read
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