Brown Sauce
Basford United 0-1 Leek Town (Northern Premier League) I used to live in Basford. The home of Shipstones Ale, Imperial Leather and HP...
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- Jul 20
- 5 min
GR8 To Be Back
Gainsborough Trinity 3-5 Scunthorpe United (Friendly) Less than 18 miles of the A159 separates north Lincolnshire neighbours...
- Feb 11
- 6 min
House of Pain
Ilkeston Town 2-3 Lancaster City (Northern Premier League) As quick as the whistle has been blown at the Pirelli I’m with go faster...
- Jan 20
- 5 min
Walkers Crisp
Ilkeston Town 4-1 Basford United (Northern Premier League) It was meant to be York. I’ve dropped the dog off at the mothers-in-law’s for...
- Jan 17
- 6 min
Squad Game
Basford United 1-3 Radcliffe (Northern Premier League) I’ve been cricket scoring for the bet markets today, sat in my pyjamas until...
- Dec 13, 2023
- 6 min
Worky Worky
Workington 3-3 Worksop Town (Northern Premier League) It’s the midweek game nobody wants. Workington on a Tuesday night. I was supposed...
- Nov 29, 2023
- 7 min
Lethal Lions
Ilkeston Town 1-4 Guiseley (Northern Premier League) Formed in 1909, Guiseley Association Football Club were West Riding County Amateur...
- Oct 4, 2023
- 6 min
Defences On Top
Gainsborough Trinity 5-3 Matlock Town (Northern Premier League) Auntie Julie’s on her way around with cakes. It’s laddo’s nineteenth...
- Oct 1, 2023
- 7 min
Ajax of Erewash
Ilkeston Town 1-0 Bamber Bridge (Northern Premier League) It’s the start of a busy week of football where I’ll be cramming in a game a...
- Sep 27, 2023
- 8 min
Tigers Roll Over Town
Worksop Town 2-0 Matlock Town (Northern Premier League) It’s pissing down with rain and not yet 8:30 in the morning, I’m in the car...
- Jul 13, 2023
- 7 min
Derbyshire Derby – The Markovitz Cup
Matlock Town 1-0 Buxton (Friendly) I’ve been playing the service station game with my friends on WhatsApp. It’s got that bad, even if I...
- Mar 5, 2023
- 9 min
Robins Radio
Matlock Town 1-1 Ashton United (Northern Premier League) I was at a party Friday night. A few lads from back in the day, getting together...
- Feb 8, 2023
- 8 min
Goaly Trinity
Gainsborough Trinity 6-2 Marske United (Northern Premier League) Remarkably it’s my first Pitching In Northern Premier League game of the...
- Oct 9, 2022
- 8 min
The Best Pitch In Non-League?
Loughborough Dynamo 1-2 Worksop Town (FA Trophy Third Qualifying Round) I’m back at an old stomping ground of mine today. During the...
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