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Entertainers
Basford United 2-1 Stockton Town (Northern Premier League) So David Coote has called Jurgen Klopp a German c**t. He probably shares a...
Nov 13, 20246 min read


The Basford Swifty
Basford United 3-2 Bamber Bridge (Northern Premier League) I was at the Nottingham Robin Hood beer & cider festival at Trent Bridge on Friday, a bit worse for wear today I’m keeping things local, setting off later and driving a little less further than usual for a Saturday as I opt for a home match for Basford United which is just up the ring road from my house. I’ve the beauty of leaving for half past one as I get in the car and make way to Greenwich Avenue, a venue by now w
Oct 13, 20245 min read


The Angel Gabriel
Basford United 0-2 Guiseley (Northern Premier League) I was in the Lake District over the weekend and thankfully, got lucky with the...
Oct 2, 20246 min read


Brown Sauce
Basford United 0-1 Leek Town (Northern Premier League) I used to live in Basford. The home of Shipstones Ale, Imperial Leather and HP...
Aug 14, 20245 min read


Walkers Crisp
Ilkeston Town 4-1 Basford United (Northern Premier League) It was meant to be York. I’ve dropped the dog off at the mothers-in-law’s for...
Jan 20, 20245 min read


Squad Game
Basford United 1-3 Radcliffe (Northern Premier League) I’ve been cricket scoring for the bet markets today, sat in my pyjamas until...
Jan 17, 20246 min read


Lonely in Nuneaton
Nuneaton Borough 1-0 Basford United (Southern League Central Division) I'm off to Dubai tomorrow. Monday night I was packing bags before a naughty glass of wine with the Mrs to cap the start of her birthday week, today finishing off a few last work emails before heading the short journey south/west to Nuneaton for a game that was originally called off last month. The home team have slipped in recent weeks at one stage toe to toe with leaders Tamworth in the seventh tier of En
Mar 8, 20237 min read


Cold Tuesday Night In Basford
Basford United 1-0 Hednesford Town (Southern League Central Division) On Monday night, Basford United’s under 18’s team reached the FA Youth Cup first round proper after beating Lincoln United. The wife went to watch her boy play down the A46 and came back all excited with the win, but couldn’t believe how card happy the Ref was, she also said the music coming out of the away teams dressing room after the match was terrible. I was bloody dog sitting, and even worse, had to en
Oct 12, 20229 min read
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