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East 17
Boston United 0-1 Rushall Olympic (National League North) I’ve got tendinitis in my Achilles. F*ck me it hurts. I’ve not been able to...
Nov 22, 20237 min read


Binoculars
Leicester City 1-1 Tottenham Hotspur (Women’s Super League) We’ve been on a 7km dog walk around Cotgrave Country Park this morning and my...
Nov 20, 20235 min read


The Pragmatist
England 2-0 Malta (UEFA European Championships Qualifiers) Portugal are playing Liechtenstein and Head Coach Roberto Martinez has came up with what I think is a genius attacking 2-1-3-4 formation which has midfielder Ruben Neves playing as an apexed centre half, Diogo Jota, Bruno Fernandes and Bernardo Silva in front of him across the middle, with two attacking wingers in Joao Felix and Joao Cancelo and a couple up front in Goncalo Ramos and Ronaldo. The game ends 2-0 but Po
Nov 18, 20238 min read


Shepherd’s Delight
Brackley Town 2-0 Gloucester City (National League North) I’ve had to cancel watching Northern Ireland v Denmark on Monday as my expenses...
Nov 15, 20238 min read


Sunday Seven
Nottingham Forest 7-0 Sheffield (Women’s FA Cup Round One) It's moist, misty and miserable today. The wife's at a Christmas Market at...
Nov 13, 20236 min read


Juggernauts
Boston United 1-0 Hereford (National League North) Two juggernauts of the English non league. Mention Hereford without mentioning Ronnie...
Nov 12, 20235 min read


Shipping Containers
Gloucester City 1-3 Warrington Town (National League North) It's grey, dark, wet, miserable and I’m up early as we've got the mother in...
Nov 5, 20236 min read


Foggy Scare Draw
Boston United 1-1 Scunthorpe United (National League North) It’s Halloween and the trick or treaters are out in force. I’ve made a...
Nov 1, 20237 min read


Casual Fans
Liverpool 3-0 Nottingham Forest (Premier League) The wife’s sorted tickets for me and the lad to watch Forest play at Anfield. He’s been an avid Liverpool fan since they won the league in 2020 and has seen them play twice live so will be happy the seats are in the home end as he joins his fellow die-hards. Her company has some corporate numbers in the swanky Carlsberg Dugout Club and we’ve both been before and enjoyed our day out. Free food before the match, a free pint at h
Oct 30, 20236 min read


£4 Cheaper
Boston United 1-0 Gloucester City (National League North) After seeing it in a shop in Newcastle on Wednesday I decided to buy the...
Oct 30, 20235 min read


Reality Check
Newcastle United 0-1 Borussia Dortmund (UEFA Champions League Group Stages) I’m straight out of Gateshead and its boys to men as I brave...
Oct 27, 20236 min read


Men & Boys
Newcastle United U19 1-2 Borussia Dortmund U19 (UEFA Youth League Group Stages) Like PSG a fortnight ago I’m at it again for a Newcastle...
Oct 27, 20235 min read


Love Island
Boston United 1-2 Banbury United (National League North) I’m off to one of my favourite football grounds tonight. I’m not sure why I hold...
Oct 27, 20236 min read


MNF: Late Night Drama
St Ives Town 3-2 Royston Town (Southern League Central Division) It’s the start of a mad week of live football for me. A game tonight,...
Oct 24, 20237 min read


Waldron’s On Fire
Rushall Olympic 5-0 Chorley (National League North) I’m legging it to my car parked a good 500m from the Bescot Stadium but I’m out of...
Oct 23, 20236 min read


Queen Martha
Aston Villa 2-4 Tottenham Hotspur (Women’s Super League) Storm Babet may have hit our shores, but I’ve been brewing up my own whirlwind...
Oct 23, 20236 min read


Magic Of The Cup
Oxford City 2-3 Scarborough Athletic (FA Cup Fourth Qualifying Round Replay) The wife was on the piss on Saturday and Sunday she went...
Oct 18, 20238 min read


Nuclear Energy
Alfreton Town 1-1 Warrington Town (National League North) I'm feeling slightly fatigued after binging on the David Beckham Documentary on...
Oct 9, 20237 min read


Northern Lights
Aberdeen 1-1 HJK Helsinki (Europa Conference League Group Stages) The marathon continues as I travel further north in attempt to crack...
Oct 6, 20237 min read


Nights To Remember
Newcastle United 4-1 Paris Saint-Germain (UEFA Champions League Group Stages) I’m straight from the game at Gateshead to St James’ Park...
Oct 5, 20236 min read
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