Horsham 2-1 Canvey Island (Isthmian League Premier Division) I've had a bad week. I was supposed to be getting paid £10k on Monday but it...

Ilkeston Town 1-4 Guiseley (Northern Premier League) Formed in 1909, Guiseley Association Football Club were West Riding County Amateur...

Boston United 2-2 Chorley (National League North) It was my birthday on Friday, and it was supposed to be celebrations with the wife at...

Boston United 0-1 Rushall Olympic (National League North) I’ve got tendinitis in my Achilles. F*ck me it hurts. I’ve not been able to...

Brackley Town 2-0 Gloucester City (National League North) I’ve had to cancel watching Northern Ireland v Denmark on Monday as my expenses...

Boston United 1-0 Hereford (National League North) Two juggernauts of the English non league. Mention Hereford without mentioning Ronnie...

Gloucester City 1-3 Warrington Town (National League North) It's grey, dark, wet, miserable and I’m up early as we've got the mother in...

Boston United 1-1 Scunthorpe United (National League North) It’s Halloween and the trick or treaters are out in force. I’ve made a...

Boston United 1-0 Gloucester City (National League North) After seeing it in a shop in Newcastle on Wednesday I decided to buy the...

Boston United 1-2 Banbury United (National League North) I’m off to one of my favourite football grounds tonight. I’m not sure why I hold...

St Ives Town 3-2 Royston Town (Southern League Central Division) It’s the start of a mad week of live football for me. A game tonight,...

Rushall Olympic 5-0 Chorley (National League North) I’m legging it to my car parked a good 500m from the Bescot Stadium but I’m out of breath by half way. I’m walking the last bits coughing up all sorts, this last year has been unkind to me. Now touching 45 I’m no longer playing football, not even five-a-side and other than dog walking the only exercise I get these days is a few stretches whilst singing in the shower. My wife keeps telling me I need to join a gym. I’m frantic

Oxford City 2-3 Scarborough Athletic (FA Cup Fourth Qualifying Round Replay) The wife was on the piss on Saturday and Sunday she went...

Alfreton Town 1-1 Warrington Town (National League North) I'm feeling slightly fatigued after binging on the David Beckham Documentary on...

Gainsborough Trinity 5-3 Matlock Town (Northern Premier League) Auntie Julie’s on her way around with cakes. It’s laddo’s nineteenth...

Ilkeston Town 1-0 Bamber Bridge (Northern Premier League) It’s the start of a busy week of football where I’ll be cramming in a game a...

Worksop Town 2-0 Matlock Town (Northern Premier League) It’s pissing down with rain and not yet 8:30 in the morning, I’m in the car...

Biggleswade 1-2 Cambridge City (FA Cup Second Qualifying Round) I’d never even heard of Biggleswade until a Spanish journalist I follow...

Long Eaton United 0-1 Bromsgrove Sporting (Southern League Central Division) Interesting fact… For the last seven years my name has been...

Peterborough Sports 0-3 Brackley Town (National League North) I had the day off on Saturday so went to watch Beeston v Keyworth United in...