Bognor Regis Town 1-1 Portsmouth (Friendly) God help my motor who’s asked to clock up another 400 plus miles on a Tuesday night after HQ decided ‘not’ to give me Retford United v Mansfield Town or Alfreton v Burton Albion to instead, send me to the Sussex seaside resort of Bognor. The last time I was here was the 1992 Easter Festival of Football where I set up the winner (now known as assisted) against Glossop North-East before watching Manchester United beat Nottingham Fores

Potters Bar Town 0-2 Bognor Regis Town (Isthmian League Premier Division) Only in England would you agree to a 250-mile eight hour round trip to watch a seventh-tier part-time football match with less than 200 in attendance. I've been scratching around for a game since the middle of last week for my Tuesday fix, although tonight's match has been plucked randomly by a computer at HQ it seems... Anywhere within a 120 mile radius... Just don't go further south, than the M25. The